Scheherazade, Oh My !!!
by Michael Aleman / August 16, 2026 / Poetry / Oh My!!!
© Michael Aleman
I’ve listened to Rimsky-Korsakov’s Scheherazade
twice in the last forty-eight hours so don’t dare ignore the sign
and must get this poem started or lose it
as I’ve lost so many in my life, and thinking of the princess
I wonder if I could write one poem a night for three years
to save my life, or even my soul.
Poor Scheherazade, whose mother told her a thousand times
to avoid men, especially princes
because all they want is to get between your legs,
trying not only to stay alive by telling stories one after another,
but preserving her virginity to boot
which her mother never explained the importance of doing,
but it couldn’t have been all that important
because most of the women Scheherazade knew
weren’t virgins, vestal or otherwise.
So she began her first story,
“Once upon a time there was a handsome prince,”
and when she paused to gather her next line
he simply leaned back on his silk pillows,
closed his eyes and said, “Go on.”
So she wove a romantic tale of love and adventure
and they both heard music
which Rimsky-Korsakov heard later in 1888
and had the presence of mind to put down on staff lines,
the same music I basked in twice in two days
though I’ve never been a prince
and was never even called a prince of a man.
1,001 stories are a lot of stories to recite
so when her mouth grew dry she requested water
and was given wine and a few dates
and was thus able to continue,
remembering her mother had cautioned her
that girls lost their virginity on dates
which didn’t make much sense to her
until inadvertently telling a lightly erotic story
while reclining at the prince’s feet
she felt the heat of desire for the first time
so began to enjoy the challenge
realizing she would be glad to tell
more than the 1,001 stories he requested,
and when after three years the prince told her to stop,
she declined.
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Michael Aleman has been exclaiming verbally and in print his whole life, 83 years and counting. He was an English teacher, after all. His grandfather rode with Pancho Villa. He shook hands with John Updike and leaned on Edgar Allan Poe’s grave marker.