The San Callisto Catacomb Prisoner on Soup Day

by Travis Flatt

May 24, 2026 | Fiction | This work is hungry! Does he get soup!?

Is it Friday? 

Was that oregano I smelled on the catacomb tour guide’s breath this morning? Garlic? Dare I dream, zucchini? 

Are they still serving minestrone at the cafeteria on Fridays? 

Clarissa? You there? 

Knock if you hear me. 

Knock twice if there’s soup. 

Knock five times if there’s any chance of you letting me out. It’s been a good gag. I said I was sorry; she meant nothing.  

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Travis Flatt (he/him) is an epileptic teacher living in Tennessee who enjoys theater, dogs, and theatrical dogs.

I’ve been a good sport. You’ve got to admit that. I didn’t fuss while you spread the mortar. Set the bricks. Not to sound like a bad sport, but I suspected the whole time, when you lured me back here. I thought, “Just let her—” please answer, Clarissa, something just scurried over my foot “—have her fun.” 

When we met, I warned you: I’m helpless for redheads and root vegetables. It’s well past noon, and no knocks, Clarissa. If it is soup day, please save me some. In a to-go cup. I’m happy to drink it cold.  

I really need some ointment for my wrists, Clare. Angel. These cuffs are digging in. 

Did I tell you—I’ve named the sunbeam who shines through the loose brick in the wall “Vertumnus,” after the Roman god of vegetables. Because of how much I know—do you remember on our first date? Maybe second? You said, “This is really good.” I’d suggested you try the minestrone. And that’s how I think of it—I’m so hungry, back here, Clarissa—could you please bring me a bowl of my— 

Our soup?

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Kadeny26
5 days ago

I want some soup too

isabella
5 days ago
Reply to  Kadeny26

me too